Settle for nothing
An alien walks into his doctor's office.
"Doctor," said the alien, waving his arms in the air, "it hurts when I do this."
"Well," said the Doctor, waving her hands in the air, "don't do this."
"I'll try," said the alien, "but these people tell me I have no choice."
"My people tell me you do," said the doctor.
"Yes," said the alien, "mine too."
"Oh," said the Doctor. "It's not you who's needs the Doctor."
"I know," said the alien, "but they're all insane and lack insight into their need for treatment."