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Hail Eris?
"What's the deal with the Starbucks Pebbles post," queried my other cat late one morning.
"It's a dischordian thing," replied my cat, "something to do with the apparent order to be found in chaos."
"A religion disguised as a joke," smiled my other cat, "disguised as a religion."
"How can it not know," asked my cat, "what it is,"
"I think you'll find," I volunteered eventually, "the following passage triggered it's presence here."
"The remarkable structure of the Bible should also be stressed. Although it is a collection of 66 books, written by 40 or more different men over a period of 2,000 years, it is clearly one Book, with perfect unity and consistency throughout. The individual writers, at the time of writing, had no idea that their message was eventually to be incorporated into such a Book, but each nevertheless fits perfectly into place and serves its own unique purpose as a component of the whole. Anyone who diligently studies the Bible will continually find remarkable structural and mathematical patterns woven throughout its fabric, with an intricacy and symmetry incapable of explanation by chance or collusion."
"Oh," said my other cat, "I see your point."
"Although to be fair," said my cat, "what interests me is 'fourty men' comment. You may be forgiven for thinking the whole book is nothing more than 'The Mysoginists Guide to World Domination'."
"Behave," said my other cat, "the Gospel of St John was written by a woman. Although you have to wonder about the motives of those who compiled the thing."
"They would probably claim," I interjected, "that they were inspired by God."
"Yes," said my other cat, "but which God."
"There can be," grinned my cat, "only one."
"Trinity," hissed my other cat, "singularity is a locked box."
"In which case," I grinned, "we're talking aspects of the one; and the psychologist within is considering a diagnosis of a Schizophrenic Personality Disorder."
"That's the spirit," grinned my other cat.