Honest.
oh good lord how pointless is this? simply to prove my stuff was nicked I'm required to print photos, of bits of orphaned equipment, and a screenshot of a photo taken with my late camera along with the corresponding EXIF metadata, my world is defined by online technology - I take my laptop to bed with me FFS, i can't even rember how to work this fecking printer, frankly it would be easier to ripoff the insurance than to prove I'm honest, thank god for intelligent design, that's what I say, evolution would have us breeding a society of amoral self-obssesed materialists.
Still, I can extract some small measure of spiritual revenge by selecting a rather good picture of a pissed-off camel as my evidence photo, by making sure this blog post is visible in the backgound, and by neglecting to crop.